Freaking out Dreams-and an invitation to go camping.

~I love my little girl, and I'm glad she's a girl, and little boys are great too, but I'm scared of them. I am so incredibly scared of them... peeing.

I had a bit of a nightmare the other night where my second baby (yet to be born in real life) was potty training. It was a boy, looked JUST LIKE Cherry, but he had a penis. I was trying to get him to pee in his little potty, but he got this little pee-boner and was pissing ALL OVER THE PLACE. While I tried carefully to point his little penis down and into the potty, he was pissing on the walls, pissing towards the ceiling, and pissing in my mouth and eyes. And the little potty wasn't in the bathroom. It was in Cherry's big girl room. The room with the fresh paint and new carpet. I was totally freaking out!

I'm so not looking forward to the boy pee. And I know it doesn't end after they are babies. They piss on the toilet seat, they piss on the floor by the toilet, and apparently, they see shiny things and piss in their underwear.

~I had a dream the other night where a VERY enthusiastic shoe shiner ran up to me and started to polish my shoes. The only problem was that my shoes were suede (and not cute suede, they were probably the ugliest shoes I've ever had the non-pleasure to dream about), and as I tried to tell him they didn't need to be polished, he agreed, and started to massage my feet through the shoes instead. It felt REALLY good! And I tried to hide my hand with my wedding ring on it. He smiled and told me it was ok, he had already seen it, but that he had noticed that I was pregnant and that I looked very lovely and that I deserved to have my feet massaged. Then he tried to take my shoes off. I freaked out and ran to the bus stop and hopped on the bus that had just pulled up.

~I dreamed that a bunch of bloggers on my blogroll decided to get together to go camping. Laurie showed up on her motorcycle, and there were some other bloggers there as well. Most of us had our kids and I was freaking out because somehow I had forgotten to bring milk or formula for Cherry, and this is the only thing she's been eating lately.

And on that note, I was wondering if maybe you local bloggers might want to get together sometime late Aug or early Sept and go camping at Rathtrevor? It's a really nice park with picnic shelters and a beautiful beach. There is also a large playground and Fields to kick a ball around in. There is plenty of wildlife, and neat trails to wander. It's close to Parksville, which is such a cute little town. I specifically invite Andrea, Anna, and Brian, but if there are other "local"-ish bloggers who would like to come out, then they are invited too. Oh, and Erin, you live further away, but you said you had airmiles, so do you want to come too?!? Let me know!