Showing posts with label silly husband. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly husband. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

A Phone Conversation.

The back story: Armondo was scheduled to get "snipped" (vasectomy, not circumcision) shortly after Peach was born, and in time to recover before going back out on the ocean. Well, the doc rescheduled once, and cancelled due to being sick the second time. And Armonodo HAD to go back to work. So, we decided that when we knew for SURE that Armondo was going to be home, *I* would try to schedule another appointment for him for when he came home.

Me: So, should I be setting up an appointment for you?

Armonodo: No, I won't be home long enough. (To recover)

Me: Yeah, I guess you'll have to do it next time.

Armondo: Yeah, that doctor really screwed me!

Me: Yeah, and now you're not getting screwed! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Armondo: *silence*

Me: Oh? Not funny?

Armondo: No.

PS. I still haven't done the dishes or finished the laundry.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

That Silly Husband of Mine.

Me: Wow, that toilet was really dirty. I think it's the dirtiest I've ever let it get. I used a toothbrush to clean around the rim, and it was totally gross and really stunk.

Armondo: Uhh.. what toothbrush did you use?

Me: *rolls eyes*

Next day, I go into his bathroom drawer to get something and notice he had bought himself a new toothbrush while he was out that day!

Someone is a little paranoid!

Come on, I'm mean, but not totally sick and disturbed!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Ahhh... time to blog!

Thank all of you who cared enough to notice I hadn't blogged in awhile. All two of you, anyway! (Love you guys, you know who you are!)

Everything is going fine here, we've just been pretty busy. I'm not sure what we've been busy with, but it just seems like I haven't much free time.

We're doing the portrait thing again. We did the whole family last week, and I've got two more appts. this week; one for Peach by herself, and one for the two girls together. (Walmart has an AWESOME deal on right now, and the rules are a little funny, so that's why we've split up the days for the photos.) I'll be sure to scan and post them when we get them back.

Just so you know, when I don't blog for a week, it would be nice if you guys were all considerate and stopped blogging as well, 'cause I'm sooo far behind in your life stories that there's no way I'll get caught up.

Anyway, I'm off to bed right now. I'm hoping to sleep well, as last night wasn't so great when I got elbowed in the head by Armondo and later got rolled onto. Needless to say, he got kicked to the couch, but unfortunately, I did that entirely too late to really get a good night's sleep. Co-sleeping with an infant and a full grown man on a double size bed is torture. Good thing I'm already sleep training the little one, and it doesn't seem like it's going to be too hard to get her to sleep in her own bed when the time comes. (I make sure she spends at least one nap or part of the night in her bassinette or crib. Right now she's sleeping in her crib, but I'll be taking her into bed with me when I go to make the early morning feeding a little more bearable.) And we'll be sans hubby tonight. (You mess with me, you're gonna get kicked!) hee hee.


One has no eyes, and the other has devil eyes. Our optometrist is going to love us!

Friday, January 26, 2007

You know Daddy's been in charge when...

She goes to playgroup in the middle of winter wearing a light spring dress.

AND...

Later that day, wakes up from her nap and she's still wearing her BOOTS.


Not that I'm criticizing or anything... I just think it's funny!