Yeah, right.. only in my dreams!

My birthday is in a couple of days and I really, really, want two things:

One solid night of at least 8 hours sleep with no waking up. No needing to breast feed, pee, or re-tuck in a kid.

One poop with no animals in the bathroom or begging at the door, no screaming kids, and no pain.

Ahh, the joy of two, revisited.

How about when they both poop in their baths within minutes of each other? That's pretty rad too.