Yeah, right.. only in my dreams!

My birthday is in a couple of days and I really, really, want two things:

One solid night of at least 8 hours sleep with no waking up. No needing to breast feed, pee, or re-tuck in a kid.

One poop with no animals in the bathroom or begging at the door, no screaming kids, and no pain.

Lesson Learned.

I had a dream last night that I cheated on my husband with my ex.

And he gave me herpes.

Lesson learned!