No matter how articulate she is.
No matter how sweetly she says she'll "never, ever, ever do dat again!"
DON'T TRUST THE TWO YEAR OLD.
It doesn't matter if you made a deal with her.
It doesn't matter if you tried to avoid the situation by placing things atop a five foot high shelving unit.
It doesn't matter that after the last time it happened, you went out and bought a different type of creme with a harder lid to open.
YOU STILL CANNOT TRUST THE TWO YEAR OLD.
Because, in the end, it's you, the toys, and the wipes who will lose out.
And the two year old will just laugh.