Thursday, January 04, 2007
This is getting a little insane.
So, I thought my feet were sexy when they were too swollen to wear my own shoes. Well. Apparently, my feet just weren't sexy enough, so they decided that it would be better if they swelled up enough that I CAN'T EVEN WEAR MY OWN SOCKS. That's right. I am now wearing Armondo's socks. Oh, and yeah, I have stretch marks on my feet now. And my calves. My calves are as big as my thighs right now. The sexiness is killing me. I look at my feet and I want to make out with them. That's how sexy it is. You wish your feet were as sexy as mine. I know you do. I could post a new picture, but I wouldn't want to be responsible for all the slobber you'd leave on the screen when you tried to virtually make out with my feet.