Armondo was watching a movie with a pregnant lady in it and I asked him
"What do you like better: how I look now, or how I looked at 8 months pregnant?"
He replies "That's like comparing Apples and Oranges. They're BOTH TASTY FRUIT!"
Last week, we had a couple of really nasty weather days. We went shopping and it seemed with every group of people, ONE person would run to "get the car" while the rest of each group waited in the doorway until the other person would pull up to get them. Cherry and I were waiting for Armondo to bring the car up, and beside us, there was a family of four organizing the same mission.
The mom says to one of her kids "Wait here.." and the kid runs out after his dad and says:
"I'M NOT MADE OF SUGAR!!! I'm a MAN!"
That is all for now, I have a baby shower to plan now!