Friday, April 21, 2006

Quick Quips.

In his words, Armondo is not a "House husband" but is a "Domestic Dude."
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Armondo was watching a movie with a pregnant lady in it and I asked him
"What do you like better: how I look now, or how I looked at 8 months pregnant?"
He replies "That's like comparing Apples and Oranges. They're BOTH TASTY FRUIT!"

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Last week, we had a couple of really nasty weather days. We went shopping and it seemed with every group of people, ONE person would run to "get the car" while the rest of each group waited in the doorway until the other person would pull up to get them. Cherry and I were waiting for Armondo to bring the car up, and beside us, there was a family of four organizing the same mission.

The mom says to one of her kids "Wait here.." and the kid runs out after his dad and says:
"I'M NOT MADE OF SUGAR!!! I'm a MAN!"
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That is all for now, I have a baby shower to plan now!

6 comments:

Sarah said...

What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice and all things nice,
That's what little girls are made of.

What are little boys made of?
Slugs and snails and puppy-dogs' tails,
That's what little boys are made of.

Way to be manly, kid.

Erin said...

Funny. I especially like the 'tasty fruit' comment - it cracked me up! How's the new puppy doing?

Candice said...

Ya i love watching people do the rain thing to " get the car" its so funny.. I miss seeing that.. I dont get to see that here. bummy... and domestic dude... that has a nice ring to it.lol..

ps pregnant chicks are hot.

Cherrypie said...

I like running for the car in the rain. It's the only way I can excuse such messy hair.

Thank you for letting me play with you x

Mr. Fabulous said...

That Armondo is such a card!

Belinda said...

I had thought of a wonderful last name for you while I was up all night hurting instead of sleeping this weekend, but now I forgot it. Delgado? Possibly. I dunno. I had a whole SNL Chris Kattan doing Antonio Banderas thing going in my head with Armondo threatening to take his shirt off, and everybody pleading, " NO NO! Is TOO SEXY!"