This is What Makes Parenting so FUN!

The scene: We're driving on a rural road behind a dump truck.

Cherry: Go faster mom! Faster!

Me: Sorry hun, I can't go faster, there's a dump truck in our way.

Cherry: Move you dump truck!

Except that she didn't quite make out the "p" sound at the end of "dump" and the "t" in "truck" comes out as an "F".

So, I shamelessly got her to say it over, and over and over again. And every time we meet up with a friend, I tell Cherry to tell our friend about the dump truck in front of us that time.








"Move you dumb fuc#!"

I'm such a bad mother!

Happy Birthday My Little Peach.

Obligatory Cake Face Photo




Cuddles with her new bear.



And this is why you shouldn't let a two year old pick out ALL her own clothes!